qurl that snapback does not look cute on you nor does it match your outfit what are you thinking smh

WHY AM I SO LONELY

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wow for the longest time i thought that Genovia was a real country　

Girl in my dance class: What's "olla"?
Me: You mean like hi in spanish?"
Girl: No, people say it on facebook all the time! It's like H-O-L-LA.
Me: .....You mean holla......?
Girl: ....The H isn't silent.....?
Me: ...I'm going to go stretch now.....over there.....way...way.....way...over there...

All I need is for someone to listen. I don’t need anyone to state their opinions about everything I say. I don’t need anyone to feel obligated to be nice and try to comfort me by saying things we both know is bullshit. I don’t need anyone awkwardly patting my back trying to make me feel better. I just need someone who is willing to sit down in silence and just listen to me vent till my heart’s content.

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YOU PERFECT HUMAN BEING

I HATE YOU

UGH

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omfg my childhood right hurrrr

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While watching a scary movie: Wtf man?! This is hella stupid. -____-
Afterwards when you're alone: fuck man there's a fucking ghost in my house shit im about to fucking die oh my god fuck oewijflkaemdpaeonfjefjsk /hides under blankets

Friend: If I could volunteer for anybody in the hunger games, I would volunteer for you, Monica. I mean, you can't fight, you can't climb, you can't run, you can't hunt, you can't aim, you eat hella, so idk how you're going to find all that food, and you have no common sense. You're going to die 2 minutes into the games.
Me: Thanks, man. Glad to know that you'll have my back. (':
Friend: No problem, dude.

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I’m singing my blueeeessss.

I’m use to the tears.

The doubt and the fears.

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am i seriously doing hw right now

wtf man

i need a boyfriend

I hate it when people try so hard to fit in with the popular crowd, and then start looking down on the “un-popular” people. Like wtf dude? Who’s the one trying so hard to be accepted by a bunch of idiots who’ll probably turn into crack addicts when they grow up, since all they seem care about are drugs and their $300 nikes? Oh yeah, it’s you.

Stop acting like you’re the shit when you’re just plain, old shit.

everybody on fuckyeahsexyasians looks the same to me

LOL

I always have microsoft word open just in case my mom walks in my room and asks why I’m up so late on a school night, and I can just say that I’m working on homework.

LOLOL.

Constantly picking out all the negative things in life has become a habit of mine.

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