50 Shades of Monica.

dekutree: im not even sure if im saying “swag” sarcastically anymore

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:49:06 -0700

dekutree:

im not even sure if im saying “swag” sarcastically anymore

americugh: When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:25:14 -0700

americugh:

When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:18:42 -0700

amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

religiousmom: macaronimessiah: religiousmom: The thigh gap between your legs doesn’t matter...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:18:20 -0700

religiousmom:

macaronimessiah:

religiousmom:

The thigh gap between your legs doesn’t matter what’s important is the thigh gap in your heart

hearts don’t have thighs tho

shut the fuck up

person: so did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:12:42 -0700

person: so did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
me: *bursts into tears*

h0odrich: It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:35:00 -0700

h0odrich:

It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class

esexist: sleeping comes so naturally to me like i could do it with my eyes closed tbh

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:41:25 -0700

esexist:

sleeping comes so naturally to me like i could do it with my eyes closed tbh

adventuresonpaper: I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:59:26 -0700

adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

waking up: haha fuck

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:50:53 -0700

waking up: haha fuck

foodtrucker: highlights your face cause you’re important to me

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:30:09 -0700

foodtrucker:

*highlights your face cause you’re important to me*

waking up: haha fuck

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:22:48 -0700

waking up: haha fuck

raratumtugger: I want to hug you (◕‿◕✿) And kiss you (◡‿◡✿) And maybe bite you just a little (⊙‿⊙✿)

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:44:19 -0700

raratumtugger:

I want to hug you (◕‿◕✿)

And kiss you (◡‿◡✿)

And maybe bite you just a little (⊙‿⊙✿)

bombliate: started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:37:27 -0700

bombliate:

started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

tvgropes: (◡‿◡✿) (◡‿◡✿) (◡‿◡✿) (⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:18:11 -0700

tvgropes:

(◡‿◡✿)

(◡‿◡✿)

(◡‿◡✿)

(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

dalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the...

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:19:00 -0700

dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

"Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them."

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:53:36 -0700

“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”

- A.A. Milne (via embryons)

cheesecurl: i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having...

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:01:42 -0700

cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

me about everything: i literally don't care

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:16:45 -0700

me about everything: i literally don't care

die-libelle: i swear if teen girls start walking around with unlit cigarettes in their mouths after...

Wed, 01 May 2013 18:10:45 -0700

die-libelle:

i swear if teen girls start walking around with unlit cigarettes in their mouths after ‘the fault in our stars’ movie shit will go down

i just registered for the SAT and im really scared cause it just hit me that i should probably...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:16:47 -0700

i just registered for the SAT and im really scared cause it just hit me that i should probably figure my shit out cause this is the real fucking deal now and if i fuck up im screwed huh lol life suxs booty